We have all heard of bikini waxes and think they are cool and stuff. No one likes that unwanted bush all up in there. The people of AskReddit wanted to know if anyone out there who does bikini waxes had any horror stories. Not only did people have their horror stories but they were also very disturbing. Here are their stories.
Reddit user BlushesandBlinks Said:
At one point in my esthetics career I did a lot of waxing, like 12 Brazilians a day, so I have seen/smelt some horrifying shit. The most memorable wtf moment was while waxing a well-groomed sorority girl. She was utterly oblivious to the rank odor emanating from her junk. There was discharge. I pulled a strip from her lower labia, near her vaginal opening and what I can most accurately describe as the contents of a large Cadbury cream-egg stuck to the edge of the strip and splattered on the wall behind me. She remained blissfully ignorant of the bacterial projectile.
Reddit User PunishingCrab said:
Not my story, but had a friend who did waxing for awhile.
She had a guy come in and request a waxing for his taint/ass area. When she did, the guy orgasmed on release. It was obviously awkward, the guy apologized profusely, and it was a “no harm no foul” but “don’t do it again” situation.
Well of course he returned after some time and he came again. They banned him from returning.
Reddit User 5p33di3 Said:
I’ve had a few Brazilians done and I asked my waxer what her worst experiences were and she said there are so many people who come straight from the gym or their afternoon jog or their strenuous workplace without showering or anything.
How can you have that little self awareness??
Reddit User WifftheCliff said:
A worm fell out of someone’s butthole when I was waxing it. A tiny, little maggot-y looking worm.
Reddit User Llamaste_ said:
I have one. A girl came into my salon a month before she got married. She had never groomed her pubic hair and claimed to be a virgin. She wanted to be waxed right before her wedding. Completely natural, right? I recommended she get a wax now, and another before the big day since there was no way of knowing how her prized lady bits would react to the wax. She declined at set an appointment 3 days before her wedding. Fair enough. When she came back, I was NOT prepared for the amount of pubic hair she had. It was unusual for a fair skinned blonde client to have LONG COARSE BLACK hair. But whatever it’s my job. So I trim her up, clean her, and prepare to wax her. Again, she had ungodly amounts of dark hair. Even trimmed, her skin was barely visible. So after inspecting her and not seeing any issues, I begin waxing. I shit you not, she had skin tags and perturbing moles that I DID NOT SEE before starting. To get to the point, I pulled a strip from her labia area, and pulled off about 20 skin tags. She yowled. The entire salon heard. And then she started bleeding. Like gushing blood. We know how to handle bleeding pores. But I had never heard of this. So we’re both screaming and crying and I have to call her an ambulance because she would NOT STOP BLEEDING. I thought I almost killed her. Maybe not the grossest story, but it was traumatic. I changed professions soon after. I imagine her wedding night wasn’t magical either.
Reddit User RainClod said:
Not a waxer but a spray tanner.
For well endowed women of the bust or butt the policy is arms over head or turn around and bend over. Only if absolutely necessary do you lift with the back of the hand and spray underneath.
On this lovely day I had a particularly hefty woman come in and she don’t want no tan lines. It was time for turn around and bend over, lift the butt and what looked like a week old sopping brown tampon comes slurping out, bounces off the back of my hand and splats on the floor.
Reddit User ScarahBones said:
I worked at a waxing bar for about a month. My worst experience was the lady who had a dingle berry (little piece of poop) I gagged loudly and then threw up. I was fired.
Well that’s that… I am going to go puke now. Bye