Man Who Named Newborn Child “Fidget Spinner” Has Pissed Off The Internet

This dude was shocked to find out he was going to be a Dad. He rushed to the hospital and got the job of naming his new son! He could pick anything in the world… And landed on a toy. He didn’t even know if the kid was his! No

He didn’t even know if the kid was his! No tests didn’t know the girl was even knocked up and still just went with it.

Someone else agreed with me saying: I’d be wanting a blood test. HOMEY IF I GOT A BLOOD TEST EVERY TIME A CHICK SAID IM THA FATHER ID HAVE 2 RENT A ROOM AT THA BLOODWORK LAB

He posted on his Facebook (in all caps): SO I GET THIS RANDOM ASS CALL AN SOME CHICK IS LIKE IM GIVIN BIRTH LIKE RITE NOW AN ITS URS I WAS LIKE WTF R U SURE AN SHE WAS LIKE YEA  SO I DROVE MY ASS UP 2 BAKERSFIELD AN SHES LIKE WILL U SIGN THA BIRTH CERTIFICATE AS THA FATHER AN I WAS LIKE SHIT ONLY IF I GET 2 NAME HIM AN SHE WAS LIKE OK FINE SO I MADE SURE 2 PICK A 1 OF A KIND NAME THAT EVERY1 IS GONNA THINK IS MAD SICK  HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY LIL FIDGIT SPINNER:

People started making fun of him for really naming his kid that so, of course, he responded in all caps:

AN 4 ALL YALL TALKIN BOUT HOW COULD I NAME HIM AFTER A TOY ?? TIGER WOODS IS NAMED AFTER A CAT ORLANDO BLOOM IS NAMED AFTER A SHITTY CITY IN FLORIDA AN PARIS HILTON WAS NAMED AFTER THA HOTEL HER PARENTS HAD SEX IN.

Here is a zoomed in look at the birth certificate:

Yep… Little fidget spinner. What a time to be alive.

People on the internet, of course, questioned that this is real, even tho it seems like the dude is clearly playing a joke with his all caps:

On a black and white California birth certificate? Bruh you stupid. That’s a “copy” type certificate first of all, and second, they don’t come in black white, they are blue border and the paper is like a white pink. Go back to kinkos and at least get a color copy you retard.

That person quickly got shredded up in the comments: 

The person commenting on BC colors is a fucking moron. My twins were born in one county and have a blue bc, my other child born in another county and has green. They can be diff colors you ignorant shit.

While some people questioned the legitness of the certificate others worried for his pockets:

Congratulations, you’re now locked into child support for a kid who may not even be yours lol

YALL NEED 2 CHILL IM STILL GONNA SEND THA KID BIRTHDAY PRESENTS PROBABLY FIDGIT SPINNERS LOLOL

At one point the Baby Mama revealed herself:

BLURRED OUT UR NAME 4 A REASON R U GOING PUBLIC NOW????

It’s true. I let him name our baby whatever he wanted. Lol.

So the cat is out of the bag! There really was a chick knocked up by this dude.

People were calling him out for everything:

You look autistic

“HI HATER!”

He has pretty big goals for his son. Someone mentioned: That poor kid

HE GONNA B RICH ONCE FIDGIT SPINNERS STARTS PAYIN HIM 2 USE HIS NAME

To which the internet shit on his dreams again: They won’t pay him fool.

Oh geez this guy is hilarious

That’s not how it works, bro lol

Lmfao unfortunately “fidget spinners” are not a brand itself, it is a common name for a toy from 1000 different “companies” from china. Could of at least thought of a toy with some value. Maybe stretch armstrong… shit now youd be talking business!

Streach arm strong ? Lmao the kid would have to come before the toy to get paid. But little dude bout to be mad sick on them merry go rounds.

First off you spelt it wrong lmao!!

UPDATE: Finally after all of the interent hate and people questioning if it was real or fake a nurise stepped into the comment section to solve all of this once and for all. She wrote: I don’t know how you think this is real! you can’t get the birth certificate from the hospital when the baby is born. You sign it and they send it to the county and you have to go pick it up from the court recording department. The birth cert in the hospital is a rough draft pretty much.

It’s not real because it looks nothing like California’s birth certificate. The county/city isn’t listed below like it should be. Plus it’s printed in black ink instead of blue. But at least you’re smart enough to know it’s fake haha

And it’s not Kern Medical Center anymore, it’s just Kern Medical. And the address was changed from 1830 Flower to 1700 Mt Vernon years ago… around 2009

This isn’t real. If anyone has ever had to go get a birth certificate it takes about a month or so and you have to go and pick it up. This is dated as the birth was today, so no way it could have also been picked up today. Great gag though.

DAMMIT NURSE KIM!