Man Who Named Newborn Child “Fidgit Spinner” Has Pissed Off The Internet

This dude was shocked to find out he was going to be a Dad. He rushed to the hospital and got the job of naming his new son! He could pick anything in the world… And landed on a toy. He didn’t even know if the kid was his! No

He didn’t even know if the kid was his! No tests didn’t know the girl was even knocked up and still just went with it.

Someone else agreed with me saying: I’d be wanting a blood test. HOMEY IF I GOT A BLOOD TEST EVERY TIME A CHICK SAID IM THA FATHER ID HAVE 2 RENT A ROOM AT THA BLOODWORK LAB

He posted on his Facebook (in all caps): SO I GET THIS RANDOM ASS CALL AN SOME CHICK IS LIKE IM GIVIN BIRTH LIKE RITE NOW AN ITS URS I WAS LIKE WTF R U SURE AN SHE WAS LIKE YEA  SO I DROVE MY ASS UP 2 BAKERSFIELD AN SHES LIKE WILL U SIGN THA BIRTH CERTIFICATE AS THA FATHER AN I WAS LIKE SHIT ONLY IF I GET 2 NAME HIM AN SHE WAS LIKE OK FINE SO I MADE SURE 2 PICK A 1 OF A KIND NAME THAT EVERY1 IS GONNA THINK IS MAD SICK  HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY LIL FIDGIT SPINNER:

People started making fun of him for really naming his kid that so, of course, he responded in all caps:

AN 4 ALL YALL TALKIN BOUT HOW COULD I NAME HIM AFTER A TOY ?? TIGER WOODS IS NAMED AFTER A CAT ORLANDO BLOOM IS NAMED AFTER A SHITTY CITY IN FLORIDA AN PARIS HILTON WAS NAMED AFTER THA HOTEL HER PARENTS HAD SEX IN.

Here is a zoomed in look at the birth certificate:

Yep… Little fidget spinner. What a time to be alive.

People on the internet, of course, questioned that this is real, even tho it seems like the dude is clearly playing a joke with his all caps:

On a black and white California birth certificate? Bruh you stupid. That’s a “copy” type certificate first of all, and second, they don’t come in black white, they are blue border and the paper is like a white pink. Go back to kinkos and at least get a color copy you retard.

That person quickly got shredded up in the comments: 

The person commenting on BC colors is a fucking moron. My twins were born in one county and have a blue bc, my other child born in another county and has green. They can be diff colors you ignorant shit.

While some people questioned the legitness of the certificate others worried for his pockets:

Congratulations, you’re now locked into child support for a kid who may not even be yours lol

YALL NEED 2 CHILL IM STILL GONNA SEND THA KID BIRTHDAY PRESENTS PROBABLY FIDGIT SPINNERS LOLOL

At one point the Baby Mama revealed herself:

BLURRED OUT UR NAME 4 A REASON R U GOING PUBLIC NOW????

It’s true. I let him name our baby whatever he wanted. Lol.